Thursday, August 23, 2012

Finance Tips: Saving on your Vacation

TORC has been on vacation for two weeks and it hasn't been all margaritas by the pool and shrimp cocktails. I've been actively collecting data on some very important information for you, the reader, during this summer vacation season. Information that can save your money ... and possibly your life.

Maybe not your life, but definitely some money.

1. Emotional Blackmail: If you don't have money to travel, find people who would love to have you on their vacation and then use emotional blackmail to get your ticket. Don't be crass about it, just paint a picture of the amazing memories you've had in the past and how incredible it would be to create new ones ... if only you could afford the ticket. There are two outcomes to this scenario. The first is that they buy you a ticket and you're going on vacation! The second is that you probably aren't as close as you thought. Either you get a tan or a jolting shock of reality that will help you grow as a person. Win-win!


Yours for the taking!
2. Hotels are NOT your friend: When you stay in a hotel, you are paying for services and you'll be damned if you don't use each and every one, even if you don't need them. Staying in a hotel for me is like going on a shopping spree at Cosco. When they offer a complimentary Continental Breakfast, the only thing that should stop you from taking literally everything off that table is your pride, and let's face it, there's NO place for that on a vacation. If they've got a wall safe, call the front desk the next day and say it was broken into and all your money has been stolen. You'll be surprised at how quickly they'll pony up something. As for maid carts, imagine those to be unprotected caravans laden with treasures of chocolate, toiletries, and cleaning products as it slowly marches across the Central Asian steppes. You, my friend, are the leader of a merciless band of Huns. Sweep down upon them with all your speed and take your reward!

3. Complaining will get you everywhere: Since the invention of Yelp and every other online consumer-driven rating system, retailers have been terrified of upsetting the customer now more than ever. This is your time, consumer. Strike while the iron is hot because there will come a day (Yelp is already doing this) when service providers can pay to have negative reviews removed, and this trend will continue. Until then, use this as though you had their favorite child hostage. The tea is too cold? Threaten to write a review on Yelp. They didn't give you enough towels to replace the ones you stole? Guess what? Hotels.com would love to know about that! And there is NO WAY you rented Flying Asses IV: The Reaming and if it isn't removed immediately from your bill ... you get the idea.
Uruguay or Missouri?

4. Money conversions: Going to France, England, and Japan is great, but going to Uruguay, Kazakhstan, or Angola is cheap! Yes, amenities such as an infrastructure and safety are nice, but so is not having to go to a place where your currency is mocked. Travel somewhere that will treat you like a 19th century English Lord. Have the locals build you a hut, hunt and prepare your food, and serve as your own private security team. It's your vacation, live like a God! (This can also be true of several U.S. States such as Alabama, Arkansas, or Missouri.)

5. Make your vacation work for you: You're going away and you've got an empty home, apartment, car, or a closet full of clothes. That's wasted money, my friend. With just a simple ad on Craigslist, you can make all of that work for you. Rent everything you own. And before you do, get renters insurance so if anything gets damaged, simply mark up the value on the form and you've just made yourself a nice profit.

Those are my top money-saving vacation strategies to ensure that when you get home, you'll have more than just memories to live off.


TORC Stock Watch: Shares are up to $1.04 due to rest and relaxation. Shares are still available and due to some potential new freelance work, may rise in the coming months.